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Beer Bottle Band – Do You Hear What I Hear?

This must have taken them a long time.

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Abstract of Title – So funny

Part of rebuilding New Orleans caused residents often to be challenged with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years. With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been passed along through generations of family, sometimes making it quite difficult to establish ownership. Here’s a great letter an attorney wrote to the FHA  on behalf of a client:

You have to love this lawyer ……..

A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the lawyer three months to track down.  After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply.

Actual reply from FHA:

“Upon review of your letter adjoining your client’s loan application, we note that the request is supported by an Abstract of Title. While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared and presented the application, we must point out that you have only cleared title to the proposed collateral property back to 1803. Before final approval can be accorded, it will be necessary to clear the title back to its origin.”

Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows:

(Actual response):

“Your letter regarding title in Case No.189156 has been received. I note that you wish to have title extended further than the 206 years covered by the present application. I was unaware that any educated person in this country, particularly those working in the property area, would not know that Louisiana was purchased by the United States from France , in 1803 the year of origin identified in our application.  For the edification of uninformed FHA bureaucrats, the title to the land prior to U.S. ownership was obtained from France , which had acquired it by Right of Conquest from  Spain . The land came into the possession of Spain by Right of Discovery made in the year 1492 by a sea captain named Christopher Columbus, who had been granted the privilege of seeking a new route to India by the Spanish monarch, Queen Isabella. The good Queen Isabella, being a pious woman and almost as careful about titles as the FHA, took the precaution of securing the blessing of the Pope before she sold her jewels to finance Columbus ‘s expedition…Now the Pope, as I’m sure you may know, is the emissary of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, and God, it is commonly accepted, created this world. Therefore, I believe it is safe to presume that God also made that part of the world called Louisiana . God, therefore, would be the owner of origin and His origins date back to before the beginning of time, the world as we know it, and the FHA. I hope you find God’s original claim to be satisfactory.

Now, may we have our  loan?”

The loan was immediately approved

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The funniest River Dance I’ve ever seen!

Stavros Flatley

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I have a good friend who used to do this at the movie theater we worked at.  He suffered the same fate as this guy!

Student Fails at Chair Walking

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I love this music video!

“Weird Al” Yankovic White & Nerdy

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This dogs is his own worst enemy

Dog Bites own Leg

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This one is for everyone who…

a) has kids

b ) had kids

c) was a kid

d) knows a kid

e) is going to have kids.

I guess that means all of us !

DADDY’S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS
I was packing for my business trip and   my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, “Daddy, look at this” and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, “Daddy’s gonna eat your fingers,” pretending to eat them.  I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, “What’s wrong, honey?” She replied, “What happened to my booger?”

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Why Parents Drink:
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. ‘Hello?’ ‘Is your daddy home?’ ‘Yes, he’s out in the garden,’ whispered the small voice.  ‘May I talk with him?’ The child whispered, ‘ No.’; So the boss asked, ‘Well, is your Mommy there?’ ‘Yes, she’s out in the garden too‘ and The boss asked; ‘May I talk with her?’ Again the small voice whispered, ‘No.’ Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, ‘Is anybody else there?’ ‘Yes,’ whispered the child, ‘a policeman… ‘ Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, ‘May I speak with the policeman?’ ‘No, he’s busy,’ whispered the child.  ‘Busy doing what?’ ‘Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men.‘ Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, ‘What is that noise?’ ‘It’s a helicopter‘ answered the whispering voice.  ‘What is going on there?’ demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. ‘The search team just landed a helicopter ‘ ‘A search team?’ said the boss. ‘What are they searching for?’ Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle….  ‘ME‘.

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This is a compilation video of the most popular viral videos.

Viral Video Legends Compilation

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I normally am against cat videos but this is a great compilation video.

THE BEST CAT VIDEO YOU’LL EVER SEE